September 25, 2008
Canned Animal Review, installment three: Hokan Fancy Cocktail Smoked Oysters Maybe I’m a sucker, but when I opened these I expected them to be just as depicted on the box, tiny golden miracles arranged in perfect rows. Instead, the contents of the can turned out to be a lot like former Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Byron Leftwich: brown and disappointing.

Canned Animal Review, installment three: Hokan Fancy Cocktail Smoked Oysters

Maybe I’m a sucker, but when I opened these I expected them to be just as depicted on the box, tiny golden miracles arranged in perfect rows. Instead, the contents of the can turned out to be a lot like former Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Byron Leftwich: brown and disappointing.

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